The technical documentation of Chunk is under the slow process of public distillation. Our scientists are sorting through the data to censor the hidden weaknesses of our master plan. We offer here the current collection of declassified specifications.
Those who wish to construct a chunkcycle of their own are urged to learn from our mistakes. Much damage has been sustained in the course of these experiments.
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These documents are distributed for informational purposes only. The designs presented in these documents are inherently dangerous. Many effects of the wide-band chunkulation field are unknown and potentially harmful. Even if a vehicle of the type outlined in these pages does not break (and they all do, eventually), it will still produce extreme adverse effects in its rider, including but not limited to "chopper crotch", the bends, scrapie, and devolution. You have been warned.
The specifics of creation are here outlined for Chunk forks, tall bicycles, and trikes. There is also a more general article on bicycle handling, especially trail. Practical advice on crowd control measures, naming a steed, and gear are also given. Clearance has just been given for a tour of our secret laboratory, where some of our works in progress can be found.
| Copyright 2003 Megulon Five <megulon5@dclxvi.org>. |
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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. | Last modified 12 September 1999. |