References.

We're always looking for more literature out there, and thank you for your pointers. Bike culture in America has been pretty hard to find since the golden age, except in certain niches like racing and messengering. Whatever your focus, it's helpful to experience what makes others excited about bikes.

What's the difference between a zine and a magazine? Who knows, but here the zines are mainly coordinated by an individual and low-budget, while the magazines are done by a group.

What about low-riders?

It is not our intention to alienate the entirety of low-rider bicycle culture, but there are certain annoying aspects to the scene which can't be ignored.

How many defenders of the low-rider canon think that they are hot shit because they have made (or bought! bought!!!) some snazzy bicycle which more or less looks exactly like every other low-rider bicycle around (except that the shag is blue instead of pink)? How many spend hundreds of dollars on these things, and then parade them at fucking conventions? And how many never ride them, either because they are afraid to get oil on the gold-plated chains, or because their bike can't even be ridden, because the cranks won't clear the ground?

Lots, that's how many.

There are many beautiful low-riders out there which have clearly received lots of love from their builders, and low-rider-riders can be found that aren't mindless fashion drones. If you are a low-rider-rider, ask yourself a few questions. Did you buy all of your shit from some catalog? Did you blow way too much money on your bike? Do you ever go anywhere on your bike, or do you just spin around the block occasionally because you think that it gives you status? Does your bike look like all of the other low-rider clones out there? Are you going to dump your bike as soon as you can afford a low-rider truck?

The choice between good and evil is yours.

The amount of flame mail that we get from the above rant is amazing. Apparently some people are hurt that we don't like certain types of low-rider-riders. Look, ride your low-rider, have fun, leave us alone. There are plenty of low-rider resources on the net - start at Yahoo and look at the bikes section, or read Low Rider Bicycle magazine.


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