C.H.V.N.K. DCLXVI.

These pages were put up to provide some context for those curious about C.H.U.N.K. 666. We are a mutant bicycle jaunting club and tallbike youth brigade with members in Portland, Oregon and Brooklyn, New York.

News:

Velomuations, September 19-21, Vancouver.
Cyclecide's Pedal Monster, September 26-27, San Francisco.
Neverending war abroad provides neverending excuses to act retarded in the streets. No, YOU calm down.

Updates:

Sex Advice From Bike Jousters.
The 2002 Chunkathlon.
St. Ratrick's Day.
Aquachopper Expeditions.
St. Chino's Run.
For more recent event coverage, see the blog and my photos.

What is C.H.U.N.K. 666?
Records of some of our missions should serve to educate the nonbelievers.
View the C.H.U.N.K. fleet.
You may assist us in paying homage to our venerable founders, and interpreting a recently unearthed excerpt from their diary.
We've done some travelling. We sent an envoy to San Francisco, and returned over the years for Bikesummer 1999 and to visit the Bike Rodeo. We visited the 1999 WTO riots in Seattle, and went back for the 2002 Dead Baby Downhill. We went to Vancouver for Bikesummer 2001. We rode around Brooklyn and threw a workshop there in 2003. We rode the St. Chino's Run in 2004 and went to St. Ratrick's Day in 2005. We occasionally embark on historical outings.
Those interested in the construction of these devices should view the technical documentation. These forms were realized at the cost of much blood from their operators.
Why are we telling you all this?
Etc.

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Last modified 26 August 2008.